And They Told Me to Dance.

I invite you (who so kindly bother to visit this here space) to enlighten me with your worst line(s) of writing. Nothing smutty or insulting (unless of course that's the extent of your vocabulary) but the usual lovely writing we used to drawl out in junior years.

Here are a few of my personal favourites.

• His tummy did that flippy thing. He looked at her eyes. They were pools of happiness. His tummy did that flippy thing - AGAIN! Oh. He thought to himself. Oh. This must be l...

• I knew I was angry. My fists curled into balls. I stamped my foot. I screamed at them, "I said two ice cubes!"

• And then the sky turned blue. And then a giant dog appeared in the clouds. It barked at everyone. They screamed and panicked. The end of the word was near (and it was a bitch - literally and metaphorically.) Then they woke up. And it was all a dream. Until a giant dog appeared in the blue sky and barked at them!