Paper Cuts and Moth Balls.

Ridiculous (sort of) ways that I wouldn't want to die -

• Suffocation from being wrapped in yards of bubble wrap (with a plastic bag on my head) and being rolled down a steep hill (on a dark and stormy night.)
• Being mauled to death by racoons.
• Food poisoning from a radioactive apple.
• Drowning in a vat of purple paint (in a diabolical genius' secret purple-paint producing hide out.)
• In a row boat. Any sort of row boat.
• Travelling back in time and being killed by a troop of pigmies.
• Travelling back in time and being mauled to death by dinosaurs (and by the racoons who followed me into my time machine.)